how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?